Hope everyone has a lovely break and a Happy New Year, but we had some great Die Hard flavoured festive DnD prior to the Holidays, tried to have a bit of fun with this one. This might be one for the Bards!
Dashing through the foam
On this festive day
O'er the waves we roam
Scowling all the way
The Canniths call us back
By the song of Moradinimas
Their invite might be wack!
Then we'll have to kick their ass.
Moradin's bells, Moradin's bells
Forging every day
Oh, what fun it is to smite
Those we need to slay, hey!
Moradin's bells, Moradin's bells
Forging every day
Oh, what fun it is to smite
Those we need to slay, hey!
We arrive outside
Before the trap is sprung
Roza's Mum is snide
Isabella's highly strung
Grans Huber has a plan
To pull a heinous heist
With his Dark elf clan
We might end up diced.
Moradin's bells, Moradin's bells
Forging every day
Oh, what fun it is to smite
Those we need to slay, hey!
Moradin's bells, Moradin's bells
Forging every day
Oh, what fun it is to smite
Those we need to slay, hey!
Hostages we did save
The Sphinx's riddle solved
Some Drow heads we did cave
And Harry was dissolved
By an ancient scary book
That Grans had tried to steal
But then we left him shook
B'fore we heard the Cannith spiel
Moradin's bells, Moradin's bells
Forging every day
Oh, what fun it is to smite
Those we need to slay, hey!
Moradin's bells, Moradin's bells
Forging every day
Oh, what fun it is to smite
Those we need to slay, hey!
What will the Outpost say
When we all get back
That evil shall have its day
When the Cannith attack
For we should all be ready
For the days to come
I hope our hands are steady
The Cogheads will get some.
Moradin's bells, Moradin's bells
Forging every day
Oh, what fun it is to smite
Those we need to slay, hey!
Moradin's bells, Moradin's bells
Forging every day
Oh, what fun it is to smite
Those we need to slay, hey!
Why didn't we sing this on the night!
Hehe I did have this in my head today at work! Haha.